The Testimonials Of A Tart

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I will return

Hey guys! sorry for the delay in my blog posts I will return shortly. In the meanwhile please enjoy some funny videos to get you into the Thanksgiving spirit!

Remember when rick rolling was all the rage?
And let's not forget about the classic show, Friends:

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

If you turn into a pumpkin at midnight I will make a pie out of you

Hey guys, happy halloween! I don't know if you can tell from the polyvore pic in the previous post, but i'm a lil obsessed with pumpkin flavored anything, which is 90%of the reason why I like this time of the year,the other ten percent would be watching ghost hunters marathons on syfy-hey you don't judge me, and I won't judge you. I am a total sucker for anything remotely scary around this time of year. Take going to the gym locker room for an example. Don't follow? Well next time you head to the gym ( do it fatso) take a trip to the locker room, there you will find wrinkled nudity. Scared yet? I went to the locker room the other day just to run into the bathroom, not expecting to find a nude eighty year old woman siting down before me picking her feet, no lie. She chose to de-robe not in the plenty of free private rooms at the locker room, NAY! She chose to grow some balls (hey I wasn't sure if she was a lady) and just let it all hang out right at the entry way. Let me tell ya, after this event I feel like I can take on anything. I fear nothing now, which is why I am persuading my friends to go to eastern state penitentiary tomorrow I am super excited!! Supposedly it's the number one haunted house in America and also was featured on two episodes of ghost hunters! Side note: after poking around the site I see that actor Steve Buscemi narrates the day time tours.That guy is involved in the most random projects!
Ok I leave you with a few songs to get you into the halloween mood.
I Put A Spell On You-Screaming Jy Hawkins
Witchcraft-Frank Sinatra
Ghostbusters-run DMC
Spooky- Imogen Heap
Until next time...

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

It is perfectly normal to build a shrine to Starbuck's Pumpkin Spice Latte on the interwebs...

Does anyone love Starbuck's as much as I do?? I even made a polyvore dedicated to it:

"You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead."-Barney Stinston

'ello boys and gals, welcome to my first blog ever!!

Basically this blog is going to contain random thought of mine about music, shows, boys . . . whatever. Contradictory to my blog title I am NOT going to be talking about my "tart ways" just really anything that pops in my head. . .

And today the thought that is bouncing around in my head is

drum roll please...

Gay guys I want to bang

All for gay rights and all. . . but I am twenty five, times a- wasting , I want some and everywhere I turn there is a fit, attractive, well dressed gay man taunting me with their short shorts, bow ties, and witticisms.

Where do I start? Lets go with this fella:

That’s right it's brad from the Rachel Zoe project. Feast your eyes on the sexiness that is Brad. No one could don a bow tie and glasses quite like him. I sure wish he were running towards me on that beach, who knew he had such sexy gams? And how about when Tay Tay makes him cry, don't ya just want to hug him until he is straight? I sure do . . .

For my next sexy gay I am Going with another bravo show star -because lets face it,bravo is gay Mecca - Jeff Lewis,the obsessive compulsive boss of a real estate investing business has got to be one of the funniest gays on television. He has a dark sarcastic sense of humor that I have always found sexy.

Just check out his weapon of humor used on his employe who chose to wear shorts a la Brad.

Not only is he hilarious, he gets things done, you better not get caught slacking while under his watch or he will be sure to punish you. Sure wish I could get punish by Jeff..just sayin.

Ok on to the god of hosting any event whether it be a dog show or the Emmys,Neil Patrick Harris.


I love this guy, he is your childhood friend that grew up to be a bad ass. Who didn't watch Doogie Howser M.D. when they were younger? That sprightly genius was none other than NPH. His bad side shined in his self-staring role on Harold and Kumar then continued to glisten as Barney on How I Met Your Mother. His character speaks to the bad boy that all us girls secretly yearn for . Just check out some of his cocky quotes:

From “Slutty Pumpkin” (Season 1):

Explaining his strategy for Halloween parties: “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”

From “Single Stamina” (Season 2):

Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said."
Sure Barney is straight as can be, but the fact that NPH can play such a character makes me love the guy even more.
So their you have it, my list of my fav gays:)

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I am a newly turned 25 year old girl who is trying to grow up while at the same time holding on to my ideals...also, I am a tart.