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"You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead."-Barney Stinston
'ello boys and gals, welcome to my first blog ever!!
Basically this blog is going to contain random thought of mine about music, shows, boys . . . whatever. Contradictory to my blog title I am NOT going to be talking about my "tart ways" just really anything that pops in my head. . .
And today the thought that is bouncing around in my head is
drum roll please...
Gay guys I want to bang
All for gay rights and all. . . but I am twenty five, times a- wasting , I want some and everywhere I turn there is a fit, attractive, well dressed gay man taunting me with their short shorts, bow ties, and witticisms.
Where do I start? Lets go with this fella:
That’s right it's brad from the Rachel Zoe project. Feast your eyes on the sexiness that is Brad. No one could don a bow tie and glasses quite like him. I sure wish he were running towards me on that beach, who knew he had such sexy gams? And how about when Tay Tay makes him cry, don't ya just want to hug him until he is straight? I sure do . . .
For my next sexy gay I am Going with another bravo show star -because lets face it,bravo is gay Mecca - Jeff Lewis,the obsessive compulsive boss of a real estate investing business has got to be one of the funniest gays on television. He has a dark sarcastic sense of humor that I have always found sexy.
Just check out his weapon of humor used on his employe who chose to wear shorts a la Brad.
Not only is he hilarious, he gets things done, you better not get caught slacking while under his watch or he will be sure to punish you. Sure wish I could get punish by Jeff..just sayin.
Ok on to the god of hosting any event whether it be a dog show or the Emmys,Neil Patrick Harris.
I love this guy, he is your childhood friend that grew up to be a bad ass. Who didn't watch Doogie Howser M.D. when they were younger? That sprightly genius was none other than NPH. His bad side shined in his self-staring role on Harold and Kumar then continued to glisten as Barney on How I Met Your Mother. His character speaks to the bad boy that all us girls secretly yearn for . Just check out some of his cocky quotes:
From “Slutty Pumpkin” (Season 1):Explaining his strategy for Halloween parties: “Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume, in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way, I have a second chance to make a first impression.”
From “Single Stamina” (Season 2):Barney, describing his brother: “He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!”
Lily: “He's exactly like Barney.”
Barney: “That's what I just said."